Saturday, April 14, 2007

Carnival of the Blogging Chicks

carnival of blogging chicks
Musing from a Saturday Afternoon

A day without sunshine is like night.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
“What the hell happened?”


He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese from the trap.


Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.


What is the speed of dark?

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.

When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Life is not like a box of chocolates . . it is more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.


To see all entries in the Carnival, visit Metablog of The Blogging Chicks or just click to join The Blogging Chicks.


6 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

This is a lot of wisdom for me to swallow on a Sunday morning.

Wisdom hurts my head.

Jess said...

Thanks for the links! It gave me something to read. :)

Gem said...

LOL

CyberCelt said...

@Mr. Fab-It figures you would be here for the Blogging Chicks, you dog. LOL

@Jess and Gem-Thanks for visiting the Carnival. You should join.

Talia, Centre for Emotional Well-Being said...

hehe very droll

CyberCelt said...

@talia-thanks for stopping by.

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